the other night I had a dream that wolves were following me around, and I was afraid that they might bite me. but the wolves were also pants. as soon as I hung up the wolf-pants, they were just furry trousers. likewise if I put the wolf-pants on. But if I let them loose, they became little wolfies that followed me around. What on earth does this mean?
L&D update: people think that labor and childbirth are magical... maybe so if it's actually your baby. But from my perspective it's smelly and takes a long time and everyone gets tired. And there's blood and poop and different kinds of fluids and sometimes the anesthesia doesn't work if you aren't lucky. Not so much magic as hard work. There's a reason why it's called "labor".
B, please don't get scared by this. yours will probably be the magical exception. And it also won't be at Jurassic Parkland.