Friday, July 18, 2008

things I have learned

Unofficial medical knowledge:

T/T ratio: the Tattoo to tooth ratio. the higher the ratio, the harder my job is going to be.
Hat rule: If someone comes in wearing a crazy hat, they're crazy.
Beware of people from the 903 area code (last patient I had from here had parents who missed CPR training because they were smoking meth.)

I'll share more knowledge as it finds me.

1 comment:

Mrs.Preppy said...

Too bad you could not include images for these life lessons learned.