cake topper

I've been browsing the internet for a cake topper that was non-cheesy, where the people don't look like their faces are melting, and where the bride isn't blond and the groom dark-haired. Haven't found one yet. I have however found these gems...







I mean, really? Fairy fantasy toppers? crystal dolphins? knocked up ladies and men being emasculated? on a CAKE TOPPER? There are very few decent things that are out there. I may end up leaving it bare out of sheer frustration.
We have our cake appointment on wednesday. I'm probably not going to eat before it. yum.