WTF?

since when did a nalgene turn into a toilet?
although when we were stuck on a 2 mile section of I-35 for like 3.5 hours because a robber ran into highway traffic and got hit and they made EVERYONE exit just because of the grossness, I would probably have broken down and used the my peepee bottle. I ended up getting out of the car and running into a mechanics shop. When I got back, Ethan had moved approximately one car length.